Live from The Conclave
I swear this is not from the Daily Currant, The Onion or Breitbart
And in a bizarre twist, basketball star Dennis Rodman is expected to arrive in St. Peter’s Square on Wednesday in a makeshift popemobile as he campaigns for Cardinal Peter Turkson of Ghana to become the church’s first black pope.After seeing him suck up to Kim Jong Un, George Stephanopoulos and Donald Trump last week-end, I didn't think Dennis could top his successive lows. BTW, I checked out a local sports pub- some 25 years later, they are still serving the Rodman Sandwich (though it may have been named the Laimbeer or Piston at one point)- all turkey.
PS- my money is on Cardinal Toppo. The name seems to be divine guidance.